That’s right. My boys did not wake up early to make me breakfast in bed. Or coffee. The little guys did not get out of bed until 10:00. Lazy critters.
And guess what? It was great!
No loud yelling and fights. No loud Guitar Hero marathons. No screams from Boy 2 as Boy 1 intentionally pushes his buttons. The silence was bliss. And the coffee I made was perfect.
And then it didn’t hurt that they were so chagrined for sleeping in, that they jumped to do whatever I said the rest of the day. Loved it! Hope all the other mums out there had a great Mother’s Day as well.
My phone rings last night and the caller ID displays my sister’s name. Being the loving sister that I am, I answer with a “Waaaaasssssuuuuuuup, BEEEEEYOOOOOTCH?”.
Just to hear my four-yr-old nephew holler back, “WWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAAT YOU SAAAAAAY???”
When I received an invitation in the mail to join the AARP, I really thought it was a one-off. I chuckled and promptly tossed it in the trash.
And then. I get the most amazing ‘mature woman’ catalogue ever (with the possible exception of the International Male catalogue). It’s called “As We Change” and I have to tell you, it has provided me with endless hours of amusement. I think I’ve showed it to my boyfriend three times already. The bathing suits are awesome and I really could dig all the clothing with disguised elastic panels. Someday. For now though, I think I may try this one:
BRING IT UP A/B/C BREAST LIFTS
Because the after picture is SO much better than the before! Who wouldn’t want the sisters spread-eagled?