As We Change

When I received an invitation in the mail to join the AARP, I really thought it was a one-off.  I chuckled and promptly tossed it in the trash.

And then.  I get the most amazing ‘mature woman’ catalogue ever (with the possible exception of the International Male catalogue).  It’s called “As We Change” and I have to tell you, it has provided me with endless hours of amusement.  I think I’ve showed it to my boyfriend three times already.  The bathing suits are awesome and I really could dig all the clothing with disguised elastic panels.  Someday.  For now though, I think I may try this one:

BRING IT UP A/B/C BREAST LIFTS

Because the after picture is SO much better than the before!  Who wouldn’t want the sisters spread-eagled?

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One response to “As We Change

  1. I WANT those! Spread eagle’s better than flapjacks any day!

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