When I received an invitation in the mail to join the AARP, I really thought it was a one-off. I chuckled and promptly tossed it in the trash.
And then. I get the most amazing ‘mature woman’ catalogue ever (with the possible exception of the International Male catalogue). It’s called “As We Change” and I have to tell you, it has provided me with endless hours of amusement. I think I’ve showed it to my boyfriend three times already. The bathing suits are awesome and I really could dig all the clothing with disguised elastic panels. Someday. For now though, I think I may try this one:
BRING IT UP A/B/C BREAST LIFTS
Because the after picture is SO much better than the before! Who wouldn’t want the sisters spread-eagled?